When I was a kid TWO WAYS TO DIE Funny Shirt
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**Title:** TWO WAYS TO DIE - Embrace the Dark Humor! **Description:** Welcome to the hilariously edgy **TWO WAYS TO DIE** collection, where we combine a pinch of dark humor with cozy style! This playful line is perfect for those who love to laugh at the quirks of life and express their unique sense of humor through fashion and everyday items. Whether you’re treating yourself or hunting for the perfect gift, our collection is sure to resonate with anyone who enjoys a witty twist! - **Mugs:** Start your day with a hearty chuckle! Our range of mugs, including classic white mugs, magical heat-sensitive mugs that reveal their humor as you pour in your favorite drink, and insulated options to keep your beverages hot or cold, are perfect companions for those who appreciate a good joke alongside their morning coffee or tea. Every sip serves as a reminder that life is too short not to enjoy it! - **Apparel:** Make a bold statement with our diverse array of apparel! From cozy unisex hoodies and sweatshirts that you can snuggle up in, to stylish long-sleeved t-shirts and snug fit women’s tees, every piece is designed for comfort and flair. Whether you’re lounging at home, meeting friends, or out and about, let your outfit showcase your fearless attitude and love for humor! - **Kids’ Apparel:** The fun extends to the little ones too! Our kids' pullover hoodies embrace the same cheeky humor, allowing the next generation to join in on the fun with stylish comfort. Let them express their playful vibe right from the start! - **Candles:** Light up your space with our quirky candles! Perfect for adding warmth and a touch of humor to any room, these candles not only brighten your environment but also make delightful gifts. They are a great reminder that it’s okay to laugh in the face of life’s challenges! The **TWO WAYS TO DIE** collection is all about celebrating the joy of dark humor and embracing individuality. Dive into this whimsical array of products, express your personality, and spread the laughter that comes from not taking life too seriously! Whether you’re gifting a friend who has a similar comedic flair or treating yourself, you’ll find something here that’s sure to ignite smiles and conversation. Celebrate wit, style, and the power of laughter with our collection—it’s a thrilling ride of humor you won’t want to miss!
- 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester
- Preshrunk fleece knit
- Double-lined hood with colour-matched drawcord
- Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband and cuffs
- Pouch pocket
- 1 x 1 rib with spandex
- Air jet yarns = softer feel and reduced pilling
- Tear away label
Care Instruction:
- Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors
- Do not use bleach
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
- Do not tumble dry
Production time:
- Printed apparel (normal/ partial printing): 3-5 business days
- Special for Canvas/Poster printing: 5-7 business days
- All Over Print apparel and products (Full Prints): 7-10 business days
Shipping time:
- Printed apparel (normal/ partial printing): 5-7 business days
- All Over Print apparel and products (Full Prints): 11-14 business days
- International orders may take an additional: 1-2 weeks.
Note: Shipping time can take from 21 to 25 business days, the tracking is normal that there might not be timely updated of your parcel therefore please wait patiently.
View moreWhile we want every order to be perfect, mistakes can happen occasionally. We can offer reproductions and refunds for your orders if there are order mistakes. If you are submitting a reproduction or refund request, please include photo evidence of your product in your order.
Cases where we cover the Reprinting cost (Reproductions) or Refunding:
- There is a manufacturing issue with your product.
- The product in your order is broken or damaged during transit.
- You receive the wrong product in your order.
- The order is lost in transit, and the initial shipping address was correct.
- The order is lost in transit, and the actual shipping time exceeds the general shipping time frame for orders.
If the goods delivered to you fall under one of the criteria noted above, please follow below steps to request from our customer service:
- You must submit a request for a return within 14 business days after you receive your goods.
- After 14 business days, no return will be accepted. Also, if goods are returned prior to submitting your request, those goods are forfeited.
- Please note that customers are responsible for return shipping labels. We will send you return instructions separately by email.
- You must submit a request for a return within 14 business days after you receive your goods.
- It will take approximately 5-10 business days to process your refund.