When I was a kid TWO WAYS TO DIE Funny Shirt

**Title:** TWO WAYS TO DIE - Embrace the Dark Humor! **Description:** Welcome to the hilariously edgy **TWO WAYS TO DIE** collection, where we combine a pinch of dark humor with cozy style! This playful line is perfect for those who love to laugh at the quirks of life and express their unique sense of humor through fashion and everyday items. Whether you’re treating yourself or hunting for the perfect gift, our collection is sure to resonate with anyone who enjoys a witty twist! - **Mugs:** Start your day with a hearty chuckle! Our range of mugs, including classic white mugs, magical heat-sensitive mugs that reveal their humor as you pour in your favorite drink, and insulated options to keep your beverages hot or cold, are perfect companions for those who appreciate a good joke alongside their morning coffee or tea. Every sip serves as a reminder that life is too short not to enjoy it! - **Apparel:** Make a bold statement with our diverse array of apparel! From cozy unisex hoodies and sweatshirts that you can snuggle up in, to stylish long-sleeved t-shirts and snug fit women’s tees, every piece is designed for comfort and flair. Whether you’re lounging at home, meeting friends, or out and about, let your outfit showcase your fearless attitude and love for humor! - **Kids’ Apparel:** The fun extends to the little ones too! Our kids' pullover hoodies embrace the same cheeky humor, allowing the next generation to join in on the fun with stylish comfort. Let them express their playful vibe right from the start! - **Candles:** Light up your space with our quirky candles! Perfect for adding warmth and a touch of humor to any room, these candles not only brighten your environment but also make delightful gifts. They are a great reminder that it’s okay to laugh in the face of life’s challenges! The **TWO WAYS TO DIE** collection is all about celebrating the joy of dark humor and embracing individuality. Dive into this whimsical array of products, express your personality, and spread the laughter that comes from not taking life too seriously! Whether you’re gifting a friend who has a similar comedic flair or treating yourself, you’ll find something here that’s sure to ignite smiles and conversation. Celebrate wit, style, and the power of laughter with our collection—it’s a thrilling ride of humor you won’t want to miss!

• This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, short sleeves and designed with superior combed and ring-spun cotton that acts as the best blank canvas for printing.
• Features: Sideseamed. Retail fit. Unisex sizing. Shoulder taping.
• Fabrication: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 32 single 4.2 oz.
• (Ash - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey & Black Heather are 90/10 Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton/polyester 

Care Instruction:

• Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors
• Do not use bleach
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean
• Do not tumble dry